May 2013
234 posts
tea-inthetardis:
bugsinricepudding:
i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes
In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
I literally have no idea what my personality is
Like I go from being an arrogant bitch to a studious, conscientious hard-worker, to a lazy procrastinator, to an overly-emotional fangirl
In a matter of seconds
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
Watch
“high school will be the best four years of your life”
“college is so much better”
foreverrwanderlust:
forever-classyx:
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to...
vvaddles:
vvaddles:
club penguin is the only thing i have left
nevermind
When someone talks back to the teacher.
sodamnrelatable:
You know what hurts?
mcexo:
when someone suddenly starts acting distant with you, for no reason. When things suddenly changed without any explanation. When a certain routine stops out of nowhere, and you’re just kinda stuck in a situation where you don’t know what to do, whether to move on and forget about everything because it looks like that the other person did it so easily or to confront them.
hepatitisbey:
I don’t want to learn in a classroom anymore. I want to travel and talk to people and learn that way. I want to learn as I go, gathering knowledge and not being rigorously tested on it. I don’t want to lose passion in the things I like because of the worry of exams. I want to fuelled by snippets of knowledge I gain from people and be inquisitive. School has stolen my passion for...
shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
hellokiera:
I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse, ya feel me
all i want is to get in a fight with a guy and scream at him to shut up and then he’ll push me roughly against a wall and whisper “make me”
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
When someone wakes me up in the middle of a good...
sodamnrelatable:
Then when I try to sleep again to go back to my dream, but I cant:
the-nicest-asshole:
UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34
Time to move to the UK
Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it
batfricans:
is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no
nikaalexandra:
do you ever hear someone’s name and just
rabioheab:
are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth
facebook boys: you should come over. we could have some fun, if you know what i mean *wink*
tumblr boys: you should come over. we can cuddle, and watch your favourite movie, and hold hands, and i'll cook for you and we can live happily ever after
boys i know: you are potato
ameliaslastgoodbye:
one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe
emeteriia:
CONGRATULATIONS TO COLE & DYLAN SPROUSE FOR BEING THE ONLY PEOPLE IN MY GENERATION OF DISNEY THAT HAVE NOT LAUNCHED A SINGING CAREER
unclefather:
things people have yelled in a bath and body works store:
“what the fuck is a eucalyptus”
“this smells like my grandma”
“what the fuck does “wood” smell like”
“this is bullshit i’m going home”
Teacher: "I'm calling your parents"
sodamnrelatable:
Elementary school: “NOOO, i’ll be good”
Middle school: “Pssh, whatever”
High school: “haha tell my mom I said Hi”
peewentz:
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
sly-mcp:
whothefuckisalexturner:
abhortion:
ginnifergoodwins:
foodtrucker:
‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
#glad to know it’s international
#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella
“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair
‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar
“Being on your...
bueno:
things i haven’t learned in high school
how to pay bills
how to buy a house
how to buy a car
how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
itslikethatfrenchthing:
scienceing:
scienceing:
my friend was cold so I told her to stand in a corner
corners are 90 degrees
I had to lean back in my chair and stare out the window for several minutes because I am so done with this website.
