install theme

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schticky-friend:

shitilivefor:

katara:

i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time 

if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit

i think i just found my senior quote

(Source: hallita)

darrynek:

marriamgerges:

darrynek:

third wheeling is awkward enough

but when the couple you’re third-wheeling with starts talking about sex

abandon ship

Or when they start acting on what they’re taking about

Bye

no, that’s when you join in

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

(Source: kazzg)