i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time
if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit
i think i just found my senior quote
third wheeling is awkward enough
but when the couple you’re third-wheeling with starts talking about sex
abandon ship
Or when they start acting on what they’re taking about
Bye
no, that’s when you join in
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick